Thursday, October 15, 2009

If only...

If only I had known about this during my life as a single...

Come on, all us recently former and current singles know that "Im yirtze H"m by you" is the single (ha, no pun intended) most annoying and infuriating thing that anyone can say to anybody.

hat tip: frumsatire.com

5 comments:

  1. i dont have the time or interest to start my own blog, so ill get my yah yahs out by responding to ur insanity...that shirt is flat out wrong, while i never had to hear it myself thank g-d, and I can only imagine how annoying it must be to hear that ridiculous statement over and over, putting Im Yirtzeh Hashem on a shirt with even the implication of a four letter word...seriously??

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  2. Not really seriously
    It's something you secretly would just salivate to put on and display but would never do...

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  3. And after years of dating, trust me, this is hands down the most infuriating thing a single can be told...

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  4. After years of dating... and you think if you would have purchased that shirt it would have helped you get married??

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  5. Yep. jk ;-)

    I think this is misconstrued. I meant that every single who's been single for that long would LOOOOOVE to say that, even if they don't really mean it or actually say it. I'm just writing what everyone's thinking!
    Yeah, it's a bit sacreligious, but let's face it, it's the worst thing a single wants to hear.

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